coughloop:

coughloop:

the most important thing to remember when making a grilled cheese is that you can season the cheese and no one can stop you

second most important thing to remember is that attacks can come from any direction

unclefather:

It’s so funny how people are anti vax considering we all had to be vaccinated to go to public school in the 2000s like sorry I didn’t get polio stupid asshole

doctordragonisback:

the-anchorless-moon:

Why did nobody in Fullmetal Alchemist carry around some fucking backup transmutation circles. Like Riza is there with a box full of fresh gloves for Roy when he gets soaked but you’d think after the first time he got rendered useless in a fight by some dude with a water bottle he’d start carrying around a spare set in a waxed bag or something but NOOOOO. And Ed’s even fucking worse like his arm gets destroyed how many times???? AND HE ACTS SURPRISED EVERY TIME. OH NO MY ARM. NOW I CAN’T ALCHEMY. Shit, boy, draw some transmutation circles ahead of time and keep em in your coat, this isn’t hard. “Oh no, you’ve destroyed my arm again, whatever shall I SIKE” Ed says, before throwing a rock with ‘explode’ written on it at his attacker and making good his escape. Everyone’s always carving shit into their skin or drawing it in their own blood, HOW BOUT INSTEAD YOU CARRY A PIECE OF FUCKING CHALK. Alchemists are useless

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allstarsmash:

sonic gay rights images

vamprisms:

to all of my adhd bitches: you will not do it in the morning before you leave do it now

scythemaster1:

scythemaster1:

friend who’s new in town: hey what’s that! *points at coin factory*

me:

them: *points at another, non-coin factory* that one too?

me:

unclefather:

afloweroutofstone:

tucker carlson fancam